Ain't Obama Great!
There are a number of things that Mr. Obama is doing that should thrill Americans. For instance, now that he and the Democrats have taken control of General Motors we know the company will prosper. Under the direction of Pelosi, Reid and Obama, energy efficient pedal cars will become wildly popular.
It’s amazing what a change of vocabulary can do to relieve tension. It raises everyone’s spirits to know that Obama and company have erased terrorism from America’s consciousness. Isn’t it better to let bygones be bygones? Did 9/11 really happen?
Who needs military spending when the nation’s path is strewn with roses? Is there any doubt that “man caused disasters” will soon evaporate? Imagine the joy when bin Laden walks out of the mountains and begs the world to forgive his transgressions. Won’t that be something?
And who would doubt that when Homeland Security concentrates one-half of its new manpower and resources on the Canadian border that illegal immigration won’t be halted? This policy will certainly make our southern neighbors feel better. It would be so hurtful and unpatriotic to injure the feelings of Mexicans entering the US illegally.
Obama and the Democrats are so optimistic that Americans will cherish blanket amnesty that they intend to end E-Verify. Every unemployed American should be thrilled with the open border policy and our warm welcome.
It’s a chance for the US unemployed to express their love. Illegal aliens only want jobs, the right to unrestricted medical care, education, welfare and to speak their own language.
There is nothing like “investing” a few trillion dollars in welfare to prove our compassion. So what if a small number of Muslims, who wish to destroy America, share this bounty? Maybe our generosity will turn them into democratic socialists. Their conversion to economic insanity is far better than an independent assault on America. Well, maybe not.
The Europeans will certainly appreciate our “love and flowers” overtures to Iran and the Taliban. It seems so obvious that political correctness will solve the world’s problems and redeem our reputation. Certainly the world would be a better place if political correctness, affirmative action, multi-culturalism and diversity had been introduced prior to the American Revolution.
And isn’t everyone pleased that Hillary Clinton learned that it takes a village to raise children? Personal responsibility is so overrated. Since the advent of government subsidized daycare the nation can depend on both parents to pay income taxes. That’s real sharing and true patriotism.
And before Obama, who knew that a $9 trillion deficit was the best solution for a recession? Extending this logic, we should beg him to double this number. Only sour pusses would be unhappy about the overtime the federal printing press operators will earn. And only the naysayers would question the wisdom of burying the nation’s future generations in debt.
Americans should be absolutely giddy over the prospect of Pelosi, Reid and Obama controlling healthcare in the US. Why should the vast majority of Americans receive first class healthcare when the entire nation can have uniformly rotten healthcare? There is no excuse for not putting Pelosi, Reid and Obama in charge of this transition. They are up to the task.
And what’s not to like about Pelosi, Reid and Obama’s energy solution? Who cares if cap and trade triples the cost of living, drives corporations offshore and results in the destruction of private enterprise?
Just knowing that windmills and solar energy will replace fossil fuels in the next fifty to one hundred years is so . . . so heroic. Ain’t Obama great?
It’s amazing what a change of vocabulary can do to relieve tension. It raises everyone’s spirits to know that Obama and company have erased terrorism from America’s consciousness. Isn’t it better to let bygones be bygones? Did 9/11 really happen?
Who needs military spending when the nation’s path is strewn with roses? Is there any doubt that “man caused disasters” will soon evaporate? Imagine the joy when bin Laden walks out of the mountains and begs the world to forgive his transgressions. Won’t that be something?
And who would doubt that when Homeland Security concentrates one-half of its new manpower and resources on the Canadian border that illegal immigration won’t be halted? This policy will certainly make our southern neighbors feel better. It would be so hurtful and unpatriotic to injure the feelings of Mexicans entering the US illegally.
Obama and the Democrats are so optimistic that Americans will cherish blanket amnesty that they intend to end E-Verify. Every unemployed American should be thrilled with the open border policy and our warm welcome.
It’s a chance for the US unemployed to express their love. Illegal aliens only want jobs, the right to unrestricted medical care, education, welfare and to speak their own language.
There is nothing like “investing” a few trillion dollars in welfare to prove our compassion. So what if a small number of Muslims, who wish to destroy America, share this bounty? Maybe our generosity will turn them into democratic socialists. Their conversion to economic insanity is far better than an independent assault on America. Well, maybe not.
The Europeans will certainly appreciate our “love and flowers” overtures to Iran and the Taliban. It seems so obvious that political correctness will solve the world’s problems and redeem our reputation. Certainly the world would be a better place if political correctness, affirmative action, multi-culturalism and diversity had been introduced prior to the American Revolution.
And isn’t everyone pleased that Hillary Clinton learned that it takes a village to raise children? Personal responsibility is so overrated. Since the advent of government subsidized daycare the nation can depend on both parents to pay income taxes. That’s real sharing and true patriotism.
And before Obama, who knew that a $9 trillion deficit was the best solution for a recession? Extending this logic, we should beg him to double this number. Only sour pusses would be unhappy about the overtime the federal printing press operators will earn. And only the naysayers would question the wisdom of burying the nation’s future generations in debt.
Americans should be absolutely giddy over the prospect of Pelosi, Reid and Obama controlling healthcare in the US. Why should the vast majority of Americans receive first class healthcare when the entire nation can have uniformly rotten healthcare? There is no excuse for not putting Pelosi, Reid and Obama in charge of this transition. They are up to the task.
And what’s not to like about Pelosi, Reid and Obama’s energy solution? Who cares if cap and trade triples the cost of living, drives corporations offshore and results in the destruction of private enterprise?
Just knowing that windmills and solar energy will replace fossil fuels in the next fifty to one hundred years is so . . . so heroic. Ain’t Obama great?
Labels: 9/11, bin Laden, E-Verify, General Motors, Hillary Clinton
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