Calling All Parasites

The senatorial race in Massachusetts captured the attention of Mr. Obama. He must be exhausted. It's not easy dragging a teleprompter down the steps of Air Force One on a cold New England day.

The Democrats weren't expecting a Republican challenge in Massachusetts. They just assumed that the voters understood the vacant senate seat was part of the Kennedy Endowment. The liberals had anointed Martha Coakley to hold the post until another Kennedy heir could be propped up for the coronation.

So put Scott Brown's surging campaign in context! The Massachusetts voters are obedient masochists. A few short years ago they voted down the opportunity to eliminate the state's income tax. These voters are the perfect prototypes for socialist zombies.

It's obvious that the Democrats are confused and frustrated, and feel like they were blindsided. They truly believed that their neck-deep corruption and their socialist agenda had pushed all the industrious out of the state.

So regardless of the outcome, heads are going to roll in the Democratic Party for this failure to eradicate the pro-Constitution opposition in this bluest of blue states.

Obama came to Martha's rescue, hoping that he could change the election dynamics in the Commonwealth. He was informed that Marxism wasn't selling, so Obama settled for encouraging illegal aliens and the steadfast welfare crowd to vote on Tuesday. He hoped to attract throngs of parasites to the voting booths. And that's exactly why he showed up.

He didn't have to address the membership of unions, the trial lawyers, the educators and bureaucrats who already get the lion's share of the common wealth of Massachusetts' tax payers.

Obama must really miss ACORN's ability to turn out non-existent voters. Under the tutelage of the Democratic political machine, this criminal organization earned their keep by turning the election in Minnesota. Imagine the sorrow of Pelosi and Reid and Obama when the treachery of these community organizers was uncovered by Fox News.

But the Democratic faithful should fear not. Massachusetts Democrats have a strong communion with God. When the outcome of an election is in peril they can rely on the Almighty. He always delivers in Massachusetts. Low and behold the heavens will open.

Thousands will rise from the dead in time to be bused from the cemeteries to the voting booths. It's a miracle that happens in every close election. So it would be naive to expect Scott Brown to win a senate seat in Massachusetts.

In a one party state, patronage is not a shared commodity. Brown can only offer the residents of Massachusetts a chance to end the government tyranny. There's no proof that the majority of citizens want or can win a contest in such a corrupt environment.

Obama bet the parasites, who outnumber the hosts, will show up for a free lunch. That's all he was selling.