Here's a Plan
There are many otherwise rational citizens in this country who consider terrorism a passing fad. They believe that if the West simply ignores the Islamic Jihadists that they will tire of massacres and there will be peace on earth and goodwill to all.
These are the same brilliant minds that danced in the streets when the Supreme Court ruled that every terrorist captured on the field of battle is entitled to the same court protections granted US citizens. The logical extension of this decision is reading these pre-historic miscreants their Miranda Rights if captured and detained.
Maybe their new approach is worth a try.
To insure the terrorists’ rights are not violated, the
The legal volunteers won’t be endangered if the
The terrorists are just misunderstood Muslims. Or so we are told. So the military can relax, assured the terrorists won’t carry briefcases, or hide behind these defenders of American justice. Come on! That would be like them running and hiding behind women and children when they get caught in the
Of course, every good plan includes preparation for unexpected contingencies. The last thing any American, dedicated to truth, justice and the American way, would want to hear is that our troops blew a bunch of crazy jihadists to hell without proper legal protection.
So in the event that the ranks of the ACLU are depleted by an occasional cruise missile, the country should enlist the help of Susan Sarandon and her pro-terrorist friends in
Their numbers could be augmented with the writers and editorial staffs at Newsweek, The New York Times, The Boston Globe, The San Francisco Chronicle and the crews at CNN, MSNBC and the members of the Ninth Circuit Court.
Certainly these intellectuals will volunteer in great numbers to befriend the terrorists in their homelands. They have a lot in common. They share the belief that
Certainly the terrorists will be pleased to learn that many Americans support the destruction of the western world. This will encourage them to lay down their weapons and wait for Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and their favorite presidential candidate, Senator Obama to open the West to conquest.
It’s a good plan. What is the worst that can happen? Maybe a few hundred whack jobs discover too late that the Muslim Jihadists enjoy beheading American civilians. Hey, no pain, no gain. What’s important is that we can test the merit of dialogue without pre-conditions.
Labels: ACLU, Supreme Court, Terrorism, US military
