Democratic Convention Recap

For those who haven’t stayed tuned to the Democratic Convention, here are the highlights so far:

It’s official. Senator Obama was elected the presidential candidate of the Democratic Party. That’s a milestone. Congratulations Senator Obama. The rest of the convention fell well below this pinnacle.

Senator Biden’s speech provoked memories of driving down a gravel road and hearing rocks chip away at the vehicle’s finish.

Michelle Obama, with children in tow, attempted to transform her image into a gentler version of the black racist, revolutionary, Angela Davis.

Speaker Pelosi recommended drilling out the brains of anyone who suggests Drill Here, Drill Now.

Senator Clinton kicked off the sisterhood theme of her 2012 presidential campaign.

Off camera, Senator Obama’s team took legal steps to prevent a political ad from being aired which highlighted his close relationship with the terrorist, Bill Ayers.

President Bush was officially declared the cause of all the world’s problems.

Illegal aliens, trans-fats, sanctuary cities, John Edwards and Al Gore weren’t mentioned.

We heard that abortion is good and building wind mills will reduce unemployment. And that the US military is good, but not what they do.

Reading between the lines, President Clinton said Senator Obama is an inexperienced pipsqueak who will accomplish nothing. Officially he loves the guy.

President Carter surprised everyone when he referred to Senator Obama as a wonderful “black boy.”

To no one’s surprise, Senator Kennedy and Governor Duval Patrick of Massachusetts supported Senator Obama’s bigger government, higher taxes agenda.

And it is apparent that the Democrats are not as inclusive as they pretend. They must have prohibited physically attractive people from attending.

Executive Summary: Senator McCain would be well served if the RNC sponsored another Democratic Convention prior to the election.