The Righteous Path of Inclusion

While in Germany, Senator Obama decreed, “People of the world this is our time.” That’s an extraordinary statement which prompts a tiny question. Exactly who are these “people” he is addressing? One is drawn to conclude that his proclamation was a call to arms to everyone in the world who shares his vision.

If so, on that glorious July day in Europe he assumed the mantle of leadership in the battle against inequality on planet earth. Finally, the world is in the presence of a candidate willing to unmask global injustice. How magnanimous! Can a new national holiday be far behind?

Think of the blessings he will bestow on all humankind. With the president of the United States, and its taxpayers, carrying the world’s burdens there will be no need for the United Nations. That’s a good thing. Of course, there is one impediment that may ruffle a few feathers.

The US Constitution clearly states that its president must be born in the United States. If the US president is also the defacto president of the World, the politicians in Syria, Iran, North Korea, Russia, China, Europe and the Third World will demand Equal Opportunity Eligibility. Obama, no stranger to this logic, certainly will work to appease them.

Now it’s clear why he and his friends in the Senate heroically defeated an amendment which would have made English the official language of government. It’s unreasonable to expect newcomers to adopt our customs and language. An official language reeks of discrimination and is a barrier against inclusiveness.

Obama’s disciples were rightfully joyous when the US Supreme Court granted captured Islamic terrorists all the legal rights of US citizens. Certainly this decision screams inclusiveness. When combined with New York City and Boston funding Muslim mosques, the terrorists will soon be shamed into laying down their arms. You can feel the love blooming.

On the home front, Obama’s soul mates are waging a courageous war against the sinister forces demanding businesses verify the social security numbers of job applicants. This is blatant discrimination against illegal aliens, who through no fault of their own happen to be here without permission.

Once Obama, Reid and Pelosi end this cruel practice, people across the globe will recognize that US citizens are serious about giving away their jobs.

Obama’s fellow visionaries are setting the table for the world’s citizens to vote in US elections. They are passionate about laws which prohibit the need for proper identification as a prerequisite for voting. Letting everyone in the world participate in our elections will end this ugly, anti-inclusive discrimination.

And once Obama introduces the grand goals of diversity and multi-culturalism to the world, all will see the advantage of unlimited welfare and doling out opportunity based on gender and ethnicity. This will end the insensitive practice of judging people on their merit.

Certainly all countries will feel compelled to follow the righteous path Obama will clear. They too will eliminate borders and share their bounty. They will provide free education, housing, nutrition and medical care to all who appear on their governments’ doorsteps. Naturally Iran, the Arabs, Russia and Venezuela, in the spirit of kindness, will provide free oil to the world.

Of course there will be naysayers. These are the evil ones that Obama has pledged to destroy. They are the fools who cling to the antiquated concepts of private property, personal responsibility, the rule of law, and selfishly cling to their guns and religion and money.